I love the UPS man, especially because of his latest delivery. You see, I have been coveting something for a long time. Months and months and months.
And then, like magic, a special deal popped up on it. And I knew it was meant to be mine.
I work hard, I deserve it. This is my Birthday/Christmas/Anniversary/Just Being Awesome gift to MYSELF. Yup, I bought myself a nice gift...a gift that will keep on giving. And I don't feel guilty one bit.